Don't We All Hate the Ex's Who....

can send you a two-word email that knows how to hit you in the gut
constantly costing you cash, because they packed it up and kept it, and now you need to go purchase the same exact thing a second time
feels they did nothing wrong, can’t see they did anything wrong, and feel they are above god in how holy they are
contradict everything they stand for, such as voicing to everyone they are Buddhist treat you or others like a bug they enjoy to swash
the one who shows up at work, having you lose your job because management thinks she is insane and detrimental to them getting the next round of funding
the ex you broke up with 5 years ago but she still texts you saying she was you with a whore, even though it was the sweet girl next girl type who is adorably cute
the jealous ex who accuses you of cheating when you ran to the grocery store to pick up toilet paper since there was none in the house